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Flying out of Newark last weekend for a week out West with my family, I was dreading my encounter with that airport’s security detail. In the past it’s been harrowing experience—not because they’re too good at their jobs but because the whole operation is a mess. Understaffed at the busiest times (as in the Saturday of a holiday week), the situation is made worse by the part-time private guards whose idea of managing crowds is to scream abuse at the mob of hapless passengers who are just trying to make their flight.
I have to report this time it was very well run: lines moved smoothly, the for-hire goons saved their vocal chords, and TSA screeners were polite—even when they hauled off our tennis bag for a slew of tests for explosives and the like after they discovered some contraband: an ancient bottle of tanning lotion hidden in a pocket.
It struck me this performance might be a response to the embarrassment of the previous week’s revelations of a string of security lapses at Newark Airport, ranging from the prosaic—another knife gets past the checkpoint—to the grotesque: a canine carcass carried on board, apparently by the departed dog’s bereaved owner, without the proper screening. (Call in the full body scanners!)
Newark wasn’t the only area airport generating bad news for TSA: over at JFK screeners were apparently all too alert to the contents of the bags they were inspecting, spotting a stash of cash in one bag then making off with what’s said to be more than $40,000.
What’s unfortunate is that, once you get past the odd details, there’s nothing new here. When TSA was created ten years ago, it was with hopes that the lamentable record of checkpoints prior to 9/11 would be fixed once the former cadres of minimum wage workers were replaced with higher paid professionals.
But investigations by in-house government "red teams" and outside sources have shown virtually every year since then, the new screeners aren’t much better at detecting dangerous items (not to mention dangerous people) than their predecessors.
In fact, at least once a year there are stories coming out of Newark Airport about lapses there, which may either indicate that it does indeed have a higher incidence of lapses or that the news just gets leaked more often. Remember the distracted screener who let a non-passenger sneak into the secure area to say goodbye to a girlfriend?
Now after ten years of TSA—which is costing taxpayers and the traveling public more each year—it is especially discouraging to see that in the latest proposed federal budget, homeland security is being spared the sharp cuts aimed at every other federal department; in fact, it’s in line for a funding increase.
This has nothing to do with whether the country needs an effective airport security regime. But this one, marked by ineptitude and overkill and costing $6 billion a year and rising, is rapidly becoming the poster child for big government run amok, with nothing to show for it.
Except, of course, for my bottle of vintage Coppertone.